Once ,Twice,Three times a loser....we don't love yooooou

Mel Fails for the third and final time and is slammed back in the pokey!

SHAC / SPEAK-C /MFAH / Lukes glee club - listen up!

This is how it ends - lawful protest - everybody ignores you, the projects get built and everybody is happy.

Unlawful criminal acts like what Mel done -you get caught and you go away for a long time.

Any questions?

Welcome back from Italy BTW - This sets the tone for your return very nicley!

Until all are caged.

March Against the Murderers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4c1-NFYFXM

O dear, o dear, o dear - how very embarrassing for them !

There were the usual claims for big numbers attending - 150 said one group, 250 said Steele in his original report before it was taken of his website. Some emails sent out this morning (asking of course for donations to SHAC related work) talk of 500 but as ever with SHAC events these are lies and for confirmation see the video, don't take my word for it, just watch the sad lonely, shuffle through town of the bunch of vegans that turned up. Most of us that saw them guess it was no more than about 30 or 40 (some drifted off halfway through) and what a pathetic sight they were. Ignored even by other animal rights people in the area who know full well this is no more than a Steele money making project the day was an utter failure.

funny how the words 'Steele', 'SHAC' and 'failure' seem to go together so well.

Summer Report Time!

As the dregs of SHAC prepare to travel to Italy in a desperate attempt to find more dupes SHACWATCH will offer it's customary summer report to assist:-

Achievements

Pru Jailed
Sven Jailed
Pogson Jailed
Steele Jailed
Cain Jailed
Organ Fined

Appeals dismissed x2
2 further guilty pleas
Another trial due 1st September

HLS
still trading and expanding
Novartis
record profits
GSK
expanding in 3rd world markets
SHAC USA
remain guilty - appeals dismissed.

Leicester Uni
work progresses on schedule

Oxford Uni
Lab running well

Staples
that was easy

Keith Mann
mad

The Fool
a (pathetic) fool

Debz
?

Grim Up North...for SHAC

Northern SHACwatcher said...

Meanwhile a couple of SHAC types in Yorkshire are still trying to keep the money coming with yet ever more new groups. The latest is 'Stop Animal Experiments in Sheffield' They tried their best to get a few hundred together for a march at the weekend and at one stage were talking about " 4 to 500 on the streets" in the end about 50 pathetic individuals had a slow slog through the streets to the general indifference of locals.

As is now well recognised these marches are far more about recruiting the next generation of money providers and grooming the young for 'actions'.

The march was a failure
The group is a failure
SHAC is a failure

Changing names doesn't change the failure

Thanks for the report

Organ Ground down

Farcical serial failure Mark Organ has been fined £1,500 for his latest comical attempt to 'liberate' chickens - SHACWATCH notes that this is his second appearance for failed operations and word reaches us The Organ wanted this one kept quiet as he feared it might make him look stupid!

No danger of that ORGAN - you really couldn't look more stupid!

On a more serious note I wonder how many of the duped contributors to Organs fraudulent 'charity' know that they are paying for his failure fines!

UAAC

Lewis out?

Looks like Lewis is out and confined to his mummies house, SHACWATCH hopes he has learnt his lesson. However we suspect he hasn't.

It would be nice if the predatory leeches in SHAC left him alone - after all HE has done some time - unlike some, eh Lyn.

Lets see how long before he goes back inside.

London Failure - Yes it's SHAC

Meanwhile back in the fantasy world of SHAC reporting we have the latest write up of a recent demo.

Last Friday a few of the usual faces did their usual 20 minutes of shouting outside their usual buildings. One of these was of course AstraZeneca.
Now AZ people stopped taking notice of these rather sad little non events months ago but SHAC just can't stand the thought that they are ignored so they have started to come up with increasingly bizzare David Ike style allegations.

The latest of these is,"As we arrived there AZ security were already looking out for us and got on their radios"This did not seem likely so I spoke to the AZ Press Office and sure enough the truth is somewhat different.

What SHAC claimed to be AZ security were Traffic Wardens. Three of London's unit dedicated to stopping illegal parking and keeping the traffic flowing, their radio calls were in relation to a badly parked van. The SHAC losers started shouting at the wardens accusing them of being baby killers and animal exploiters but like all London Traffic Wardens (who get abused all day) they simply ignored the SHAC.
The AZ doorman who witnesed all of this passed it on to the office as it was so funny.More SHAC failure, more SHAC lies.After this failure the sad little bundle of collective stupidity threw a little tantrum and left.

What a bunch of vegans !

Thanks for the Report - keep 'em coming