Monday, June 28, 2010

Summer Report Time!

As the dregs of SHAC prepare to travel to Italy in a desperate attempt to find more dupes SHACWATCH will offer it's customary summer report to assist:-


Pru Jailed
Sven Jailed
Pogson Jailed
Steele Jailed
Cain Jailed
Organ Fined

Appeals dismissed x2
2 further guilty pleas
Another trial due 1st September

still trading and expanding
record profits
expanding in 3rd world markets
remain guilty - appeals dismissed.

Leicester Uni
work progresses on schedule

Oxford Uni
Lab running well

that was easy

Keith Mann

The Fool
a (pathetic) fool


Monday, June 21, 2010

Grim Up North...for SHAC

Northern SHACwatcher said...

Meanwhile a couple of SHAC types in Yorkshire are still trying to keep the money coming with yet ever more new groups. The latest is 'Stop Animal Experiments in Sheffield' They tried their best to get a few hundred together for a march at the weekend and at one stage were talking about " 4 to 500 on the streets" in the end about 50 pathetic individuals had a slow slog through the streets to the general indifference of locals.

As is now well recognised these marches are far more about recruiting the next generation of money providers and grooming the young for 'actions'.

The march was a failure
The group is a failure
SHAC is a failure

Changing names doesn't change the failure

Thanks for the report

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Organ Ground down

Farcical serial failure Mark Organ has been fined £1,500 for his latest comical attempt to 'liberate' chickens - SHACWATCH notes that this is his second appearance for failed operations and word reaches us The Organ wanted this one kept quiet as he feared it might make him look stupid!

No danger of that ORGAN - you really couldn't look more stupid!

On a more serious note I wonder how many of the duped contributors to Organs fraudulent 'charity' know that they are paying for his failure fines!


Thursday, June 17, 2010

Lewis out?

Looks like Lewis is out and confined to his mummies house, SHACWATCH hopes he has learnt his lesson. However we suspect he hasn't.

It would be nice if the predatory leeches in SHAC left him alone - after all HE has done some time - unlike some, eh Lyn.

Lets see how long before he goes back inside.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

London Failure - Yes it's SHAC

Meanwhile back in the fantasy world of SHAC reporting we have the latest write up of a recent demo.

Last Friday a few of the usual faces did their usual 20 minutes of shouting outside their usual buildings. One of these was of course AstraZeneca.
Now AZ people stopped taking notice of these rather sad little non events months ago but SHAC just can't stand the thought that they are ignored so they have started to come up with increasingly bizzare David Ike style allegations.

The latest of these is,"As we arrived there AZ security were already looking out for us and got on their radios"This did not seem likely so I spoke to the AZ Press Office and sure enough the truth is somewhat different.

What SHAC claimed to be AZ security were Traffic Wardens. Three of London's unit dedicated to stopping illegal parking and keeping the traffic flowing, their radio calls were in relation to a badly parked van. The SHAC losers started shouting at the wardens accusing them of being baby killers and animal exploiters but like all London Traffic Wardens (who get abused all day) they simply ignored the SHAC.
The AZ doorman who witnesed all of this passed it on to the office as it was so funny.More SHAC failure, more SHAC lies.After this failure the sad little bundle of collective stupidity threw a little tantrum and left.

What a bunch of vegans !
Thanks for the Report - keep 'em coming