SHACWATCH has lost it's favourite fools - Gallon Fool was last heard of mounting a coup in a vegan cafe - since then not a sawdust sausage!
Steel fool made an idiot of himself outside Winchester Crown court when his last remaining friends got sent down - since then his mess has been obvious in all the failed campaigns that he has sponsored but he himself - missing.
Anybody seen our fools? Have they, at long last, grown up?
We doubt it.