Where is the FOOL?

Where has he gone?

He didn't go to Norway with his remaining co-conspirators.

Does his ASBO allow him to go to Northampton?

Is he doing another joke TV programme?

Or - and most unlikely - has he grown up?

What a pratt!

'Animal rights activist Alan and pro-hunting Bella have little in common apart from both being single. Alan gave up his job to fight for animal rights whilst Bella believes in the right to hunt. This unlikely couple have agreed to spend four days dating to see if they can find any common ground. Is it an impossible match or can opposites attract?'

'Gave up his Job - hahahahahah!'

ASBO FOOL

What a proud day in the Buttle household - their fine upstanding son has gained his first Anti Social Behaviour Order! How proud they must be - trebles all round at the golf club.

They may tell others that he is a political activist - but they know - he's a maggot.