Keith Mann - old school ALF but now too scared to do any actual 'direct action' has cracked under the strain of his own hypocrisy.
Many reports have reached SHACWATCH regarding Keiths erratic behaviour and the recent spat he has had with other ALF types during which his website was taken down.
It would seem that in order to make sense of his continuing failure of a life Keith has turned to renowned Guru and Goalkeeper David IKE for spiritual guidance.
Unfortunately David IKE rebuffed the vegan as apparently Ike regarded Mann as 'a complete loony' - praise indeed coming from Ike!
Not many left now!